Why am I blogging?

I love to write. I always wanted to be an author when I was at primary school and would spend hours writing on the little coffee table in my parents living room. My first story was called "The Big Hairy Spider" which used to stalk and eat the cast of Neighbours (I never said I [...]

Who am I?

That is a very good question and one which is not always easy to answer. Firstly I shall introduce the very imaginatively named Monkey. I won him throwing a basketball through a hoop at Alton Towers. He now lives with a toddler and is being very well looked after (or so I'm told). Anyway on to [...]